Questions I've Always Wanted to Ask

Dear LDC,

Okay, it's the moment of truth. At the most opportune time, expect me to ask you the following questions, honed from my experience in the field of journalism (5Ws and 1 H):

1. Do you think about me as often as I think about you?
2. Do you miss me when you don't hear from me?
3. Do you find yourself wondering what I'm doing in the middle of the day?
4. Am I the last person you think about at night?
5. Do you find me attractive? Hot? Pretty? (Be honest. Maybe just in the objective sense?)
6. Do you think we will ever meet?
7. If we do meet, do you think we will click?
8. Do you like me, even just a bit?
9. Have you ever considered an US? (Like that time in the beginning when we were just flirting with each other on ym)
10. Why did you stop calling me cute nicknames?
11. Do you think THIS whole LDR thing could work?
12. What is this? Are we friends? Friends with potential? Forever penpals?
13. Do you get jealous when I talk to you about other guys?
14. Do you think I'm clingy?
15. Does the whole inexperienced/adorkable spinster lawyer shtick work for you?
16. On that note, do you think I'm weird?
17. What do you see us being in a year? In 5 years? (As friends, OK? Don't freak out.)
18. When do you know it's over?
19. Are we cool? After we talk about this whole non-relationship thing can we move past this?
20. Is there anything you want to ask me?


(OK, this will be edited. And deleted. Haha! I'm such a dork.)